Content to make you smile :-)


Compelling content can invoke a variety of emotions but one of the most effective is to make you smile.

This is what Peal Linguistics did when emailing us about their expert translation services.  There was no fancy design or links that took us to a website, white paper or clever app just text that is engaging and memorable and really good viral material!

Well worth sharing we think as a great example of good content and I think we’ve got pretty much all the world covered…


If service is required, give two strokes to the maid and three to the waiter. It is kindly requested from our guests that they avoid dirting and doing rumours in the rooms. Hot and cold water running up and down the stairs.


You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursdays.


Depositing the room key into another person is prohibited. 


Berlin cloakroom: Please hang yourself here.


Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.


Wondering what to wear? A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trousers. 


The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.


We have nice bath and are very good in bed. 


The manager has personally passed all the water served here.


Please do not bring solicitors into your room.


Good appearance please no watermelon please. 

South Korea

Choose twin bed or marriage size; we regret no King Kong size.


Instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.


If you telephone for room service you will get the answer you deserve.  


To call room service, please open door and call Room Service. Please call quiet, people may sleep.


Please do not use the lift when it is not working.


Flying water in all rooms. You may bask in sun on patio

Thank you to Pearl Linguistics.  If you’d like accurate, specialist translations then do get in touch with Tarun Mahandru by email  [email protected] or call 020 7017 3224




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Caroline Rawlinson is passionate about the power of PR and its ability to impact the business bottom line. In recognition of her services to the sector, she is now a Fellow of the Chartered Institute of Public Relations (CIPR). Her business, The Vivid PR Consultancy, is an award-winning agency offering marketing communications, design and digital services.